This morning, as She Who Must Be Obeyed and I were performing our respective Morning Ablutions, our attention was caught by a news item on the Boob-Choob in the bedroom.
Seems an erratic driver led police on a merry chase last night. Driving every which way, knocking over signs, running lights, smacking into any and all in his path. Eventually, the car was forced to a stop and the driver apprehended.
Drunk? Insane? Nay.
Seven years old.
I am amazed that the little shit could reach both the steering wheel and the pedals.
The young man is being charged with reckless endangerment, failure to obey traffic signals, evading arrest, leaving the scene of an accident, driving without a license, speeding, and Being a Fucking Seven-Year-Old Driving A Car. It is not known whether he will be tried as a post-pubescent. If convicted, he could be sentenced to time-out in the corner, and possibly having his Tushy Spanked.
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