Tuesday, January 24, 2006



Giant Jellyfish

is Damn Scary. The Jellyfish as Big as the Ritz!

At first I thought, “This has gotta be Photoshopped. No frickin’ way this is real!”

But if it’s fake, then it’s fooled the biggies of the MSM.

Seems that there has been a veritabobble plague of these giant jellyfish - Echizen kurage, or Nomura’s Jellyfish - visited upon the shores of Japan this year. CNN.com reports that
...representatives of fishing communities around the country gathered in Tokyo on Thursday, hoping to thrash out solutions to a pest that has spread from the Japan Sea to the Pacific coast.

“It’s a terrible problem. They’re like aliens,” Noriyuki Kani of the fisheries federation in Toyama, northwest of Tokyo, told Reuters ahead of the conference.
Yeah, aliens. Honkin’ big aliens. Jeebus.

If SpongeBob Squarepants were a real personage, he would be shitting himself in fear upon hearing of the existence of these Big Fellas. Almost as scary as that other jelly...you know, the one from Kentucky.

[Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to Philip at The Blue Sloth for the link.]

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