DUCKS REDUX

It’s not exactly a Wildlife Preserve we live in here, in this, our Little Patch o’ Suburbia, but every so often we see a scene right out of Nature, Red in Tooth and Claw.

Here we present Mr. and Mrs. Future Turducken Mallard, out for an afternoon stroll.



A handsome couple, to be sure, but why is it that I am seized with a sudden desire for Sauce Bigarade?