We went out and saw The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe this evening at the Cheap-Ass Theatre.
Tuesdays, admission is 50¢. That’s fitty cents, people! Less than a bottle of water, assuming you’re the kind of person who pays to drink water out of a bottle. You can’t do better than that unless you rent a movie at Blarghbuster and watch it with eight or more friends.
And here’s a Capsule Review, Complete with Spoilers, that’s only one word longer than the movie title itself:
“The Walrus may have been Paul, but the Lion is definitely Jesus.”