The Evilicious Blonde may have her Half Nekkid Thursday, but I’ve got my own Half-Nekkid Sunday going on right here.
[Lewis Grizzard, the late Georgia humorist, used to say that there was a profound difference between “naked” and “nekkid”: if you’re naked, then you’re simply not wearing clothes; however, if you’re nekkid, then you’re undressed and up to something!]
We - She Who Must Be Obeyed and I - were in the shul’s Gift Shop this morning, and she espied these tasty Matzoh-Themed Boxers. “Just the place to put your Matzoh Balls,” quoth SWMBO.
Needless to say, she bought them on the spot.
And so, submitted for your delectation: A Boxer Matzoh.
[With love from Elisson, the guy who put the “Dik” in “Pesahdik.”]