LAP CAT

I eat; then I wash myself
And take a crap.
After which, what better place to be
Than SWMBO’s lap?
After which, what better place to be
Than SWMBO’s lap?

I like Daddy’s jazz collection
But I don’t like rap.
The music sounds much better here
In SWMBO’s lap.
The music sounds much better here
In SWMBO’s lap.

If you get up in my grille,
I might give you a slap -
But I’m always very mellow
Here in SWMBO’s lap.
But I’m always very mellow
Here in SWMBO’s lap.