GOT JESUS?

Yesterday, as She Who Must Be Obeyed and I were on our way out to dinner, we saw a car in front of us with a decal in the rear window: Got Jesus?

It was clear, based on the design of the decal, that it was Yet Another Ripoff of the well-known “Got Milk?” advertising campaign, the one that features all those celebrities sporting Milk Moustaches.

And thus it was the SWMBO posed the question: When you Get Jesus, do you get a Jesus Moustache? And if you do, what color is it?

Well, I’m not an expert on these matters, but if I had to hazard a guess, I’d say that between Ash Wednesday and Easter, you have a purple moustache...but on Easter, it turns white.