THE LIST

In the Elisson Archive, I have an Excel spreadsheet containing 455 458 - count ’em! - 458 synonyms and nicknames for the word “vagina.”

It makes for amusing reading.

They say the Inuit have 25 different words for “snow,” owing to the importance of that substance in their lives. What does it say about that other Significant Noun, that we should have so many ways to describe it?

Do not look for me to post the list here. That sucker would be a Spam-Magnet with a field more powerful than that of a Neutron Star.

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