Wednesday, April 19, 2006


We have narrowed our search to you. Please help us by emailing us your full name and phone number. We believe you might be the closest inheritor of a huge family values and cash left under our care for many years back by your grand or great grand relatives. Who have passed on a long time ago. This is very important to us. Take it serious. This might be your final chance to claim your inheritance. This is not a spam letter.
Send all your correspondence to

Kem Purr
International department SWB

[Actual, unedited text of a spam e-mail that landed in SWMBO’s inbox late last night.]

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