MY LITTLE GIRL

Last night, we were on the phone with the Mistress of sarcasm, who was driving around Savannah with her boyfriend Mickey and his brother Joe. Joe was visiting Savannah for the first time, and he was in the process of getting the Cook’s Tour.

During the course of our telephone call, the Mistress observed that “People in Savannah drive around like idiots with their thumbs up their asses.”

That’s a line that could’ve come right from my mouth.

Ahhh, my sweet Mistress. Nothing warms a Daddy’s heart more than knowing that his child is a Chip Off The Old Block.