Friday, August 24, 2007

FRIDAY RANDOM TEN

Welcome once again to Blog d’Elisson’s Friday Random Ten, the weekly feature in which I post a selection of Choons drawn at random from the legendary iPod d’Elisson.

What Bizarre Musical Juxtapositions does Elisson’s Little White Choon-Box have for us today? Frank Zappa, immediately followed by Itzhak Perlman? No problemo!

Let’s check it out, shall we?
  1. G-Spot Tornado - Frank Zappa
  2. Sarasate - Carmen Fantasie - Itzhak Perlman
  3. I Feel Fine - The Beatles
  4. Follow Your Heart - Urinetown, Original Cast Recording
  5. Andy Wolff - Minus The Bear
  6. She’s Vibrator Dependent - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

    Came home early one night from work
    Thought my wife’s in bed with a jerk
    She’s in there with a big piece of plastic
    Yelling and a screamin’
    Super-deluxe creamin’
    She don’t want my love stick

    ’Cause she’s vibrator dependent
    Don’t want me in it
    Says I don’t make the right noise
    Been replaced by batteries
    Hey there fellas, can’t you see
    She just wants to play with her toys

    She don’t want to go out and dance
    She don’t want to get in my pants
    Just stay home and vi-bo-rate
    I’m getting big blisters on my hands,
    Thinking maybe I ain’t a man
    Man she ain’t gonna get impreg-o-nate

    ’Cause she’s vibrator dependent
    Don’t want me in it
    Says I don’t make the right noise
    Been replaced by batteries
    Hey there fellas, can’t you see
    She just wants to play with her toys

    Play with ’em honey

    There she was, in the bedroom, sounded like she was shaving her tallywhacker with a battery-powered device. Me, I’m prancing around out in the living room, got the demon jism buildup. I mean, I got a severe case of it. Lotta pressure on my brain, eyeballs turning white, grabbing my tallywhacker all the time.

    I look her in the eye, and I say, uhm, I say, “Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby pleeeeease! Baby you got something I need, something I want. I want to put my face in the special place.”

    She says, “What?”

    “I want to put my face in the special place. Yeah, I want to get ring around the face, honey. You know what I’m talking about, when the full moon comes around.”

    She said, “Mojy wojy, you got to do something for me if you want to do that.”

    I said “What’s that, honey?”

    She said, “Mojy, know what you got to do? You know I got these battery powered things here, and you know I got some things that plug into the wall, put 110 volts on my tallywhacker? Mojo, I want you to go out to the store, I want you to get me something, something big and ugly. Gigantic vibrator: Vibratorzilla, it’d be. And unplug the refrigerator, Mojo, get Vibratorzilla, bring it in here and put 220 on the money, honey!”

    I said, “Baby, you done gone crazy.”

    “And then, Mojo, you can put your face in the special place...

    “But you’re gonna have to, gonna have to...

    “Make a little noise...

    Took her down to see a nurse
    Cure her of this terrible curse
    Doctor said, “Lady, you’re afflicted.
    Ma’am, you’ve got a terrible habit
    Now I told you not to grab it
    I pronounce you addicted!”

    ’Cause she’s vibrator dependent
    Don’t want me in it
    Says I don’t make the right noise
    Been replaced by batteries
    Hey there fellas, can’t you see
    She just wants to play with her toys

    ’Cause she’s vibrator dependent
    Don’t want me in it
    Says I don’t make the right noise
    Been replaced by batteries
    Hey there fellas, can’t you see
    She just wants to play with her toys
    She just wants to play with her toys

    She’s got VD
    That’s Vibrator Dependency now, isn’t it?
    No, honey, you can’t plug my toes into the wall.
    I ain’t gonna hum no more either...

  7. Wise Up - Aimee Mann
  8. I’m Down - The Beatles
  9. Johanna - Stephen Sondheim, Sweeney Todd
  10. Beautiful Forest / The Great Hall - Russell Garcia, The Time Machine (1960)
It’s Friday. What are you listening to?

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