Welcome once again to Blog d’Elisson’s Friday Random Ten, the weekly feature in which I post a selection of Choons drawn at random from the legendary iPod d’Elisson.
What Bizarre Musical Juxtapositions does Elisson’s Little White Choon-Box have for us today? Frank Zappa, immediately followed by Itzhak Perlman? No problemo!
Let’s check it out, shall we?
What Bizarre Musical Juxtapositions does Elisson’s Little White Choon-Box have for us today? Frank Zappa, immediately followed by Itzhak Perlman? No problemo!
Let’s check it out, shall we?
- G-Spot Tornado - Frank Zappa
- Sarasate - Carmen Fantasie - Itzhak Perlman
- I Feel Fine - The Beatles
- Follow Your Heart - Urinetown, Original Cast Recording
- Andy Wolff - Minus The Bear
- She’s Vibrator Dependent - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
Came home early one night from work
Thought my wife’s in bed with a jerk
She’s in there with a big piece of plastic
Yelling and a screamin’
Super-deluxe creamin’
She don’t want my love stick
’Cause she’s vibrator dependent
Don’t want me in it
Says I don’t make the right noise
Been replaced by batteries
Hey there fellas, can’t you see
She just wants to play with her toys
She don’t want to go out and dance
She don’t want to get in my pants
Just stay home and vi-bo-rate
I’m getting big blisters on my hands,
Thinking maybe I ain’t a man
Man she ain’t gonna get impreg-o-nate
’Cause she’s vibrator dependent
Don’t want me in it
Says I don’t make the right noise
Been replaced by batteries
Hey there fellas, can’t you see
She just wants to play with her toys
Play with ’em honey
There she was, in the bedroom, sounded like she was shaving her tallywhacker with a battery-powered device. Me, I’m prancing around out in the living room, got the demon jism buildup. I mean, I got a severe case of it. Lotta pressure on my brain, eyeballs turning white, grabbing my tallywhacker all the time.
I look her in the eye, and I say, uhm, I say, “Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby pleeeeease! Baby you got something I need, something I want. I want to put my face in the special place.”
She says, “What?”
“I want to put my face in the special place. Yeah, I want to get ring around the face, honey. You know what I’m talking about, when the full moon comes around.”
She said, “Mojy wojy, you got to do something for me if you want to do that.”
I said “What’s that, honey?”
She said, “Mojy, know what you got to do? You know I got these battery powered things here, and you know I got some things that plug into the wall, put 110 volts on my tallywhacker? Mojo, I want you to go out to the store, I want you to get me something, something big and ugly. Gigantic vibrator: Vibratorzilla, it’d be. And unplug the refrigerator, Mojo, get Vibratorzilla, bring it in here and put 220 on the money, honey!”
I said, “Baby, you done gone crazy.”
“And then, Mojo, you can put your face in the special place...
“But you’re gonna have to, gonna have to...
“Make a little noise...”
Took her down to see a nurse
Cure her of this terrible curse
Doctor said, “Lady, you’re afflicted.
Ma’am, you’ve got a terrible habit
Now I told you not to grab it
I pronounce you addicted!”
’Cause she’s vibrator dependent
Don’t want me in it
Says I don’t make the right noise
Been replaced by batteries
Hey there fellas, can’t you see
She just wants to play with her toys
’Cause she’s vibrator dependent
Don’t want me in it
Says I don’t make the right noise
Been replaced by batteries
Hey there fellas, can’t you see
She just wants to play with her toys
She just wants to play with her toys
She’s got VD
That’s Vibrator Dependency now, isn’t it?
No, honey, you can’t plug my toes into the wall.
I ain’t gonna hum no more either... - Wise Up - Aimee Mann
- I’m Down - The Beatles
- Johanna - Stephen Sondheim, Sweeney Todd
- Beautiful Forest / The Great Hall - Russell Garcia, The Time Machine (1960)
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