|You Are Prune Juice|
Dark, rich, and with plenty of body, you have many facets to your personality.
You can be sweet. Or deep and complex. But mostly, you’re weird.
A small dose of you and people have to run and take a dump...no wonder you’re so popular.
You pack more fiber than a stand of old-growth oak trees.
Deep down you are: Dependable. Because people who hang with you need Depends™.
Your partying style: Loud and obnoxious, alternating with periods of quiet surliness.
Your company is enjoyed best with: Bran muffins, All-Bran™ cereal.
Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to Chickie for the link.