CHERCHEZ L’ELISSON

Every once in a while, it’s amusing to see what sort of search terms bring Random Visitors to this site.

Based on my last 100 page views, here are the top search terms:

• de tri berrese
  
• deflowering
  
• abcedarian poem
  
• ihop's crispy cara
  
• de tri berrese translation
  
• toy western pistols
  
• gilgo
  
• yom kippur appeals.
  
• liquor locker cabinet
  
• wedding malibu
  
• fernet branca
  
• dreams, attacked by tornadoes
  
• di tri berrese
  
• debonair blogspot
  
• deflowering stories
  
• debonair blog.com
  
• frogs in wheelchairs
  
• hineni prayer
  
• nicknames for vagina
  
• hineni
  
• phases of a chicken swag

Now, I can understand why people might be looking for these things...and why the search might lead them here. But why in the sweet name of Fuck-All would someone type the phrase “phases of a chicken swag” into a search engine? Am I missing something?