Welcome once again to Blog d’Elisson’s Friday Random Ten, the weekly feature in which I post a selection of Choons drawn at random from the legendary iPod d’Elisson.
It is, of course, Friday. But instead of writing this in my accustomed Homely Lair, I’m pounding the keys in a hotel room in Houston, Texas. A few hours at the headquarters of the Great Corporate Salt Mine, and I will board the Silver Aerial Bus that will take me home to my lovely Missus, who celebrates her very birthday today.
Perhaps the iPod d’Elisson will cough up something appropriate to the occasion. Lessee:
It is, of course, Friday. But instead of writing this in my accustomed Homely Lair, I’m pounding the keys in a hotel room in Houston, Texas. A few hours at the headquarters of the Great Corporate Salt Mine, and I will board the Silver Aerial Bus that will take me home to my lovely Missus, who celebrates her very birthday today.
Perhaps the iPod d’Elisson will cough up something appropriate to the occasion. Lessee:
- Pluto - Björk
- We Are Not A Football Team - Minus The Bear
- Pearl of the Quarter - Steely Dan
- Half Moon Bay - Béla Fleck & The Flecktones
- 5 Years - Björk
- Florentine Pogen (live) - Frank Zappa
Ah-oh-oh-oh ah-oh-oh-oh ah-oh-oh-oh oh-oh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Sow-oup
Sow-oo-oup
La-la la-la la-la la-la
Lo-la lo-la lo-la
She was the daughter of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
(Sou-oup)
Read ’em ’n’ weep
Was her adjustable slogan
She was a debutante daisy
With a color-note organ
Deep in the street
She drove a ’59 Morgan
WOO-LAH!
That’s the kinda step she takes
When her hot breaks hot brakes
That’s the kinda sound she makes
(ooh, let go uh me)
When her crab cakes
(Arf arf arf)
She didn’t like it when her fan belt
Shrunk and got shorter
(Ointment)
Battery leaks could nearly cost her a quarter
She didn’t want to go home
An’ watch the pestle go mortar
Later she speaks
On how Perellis might court her
Na-na-na, na-na-hoo
Na-na-na, na-na-hoo
Na-na-na, na-na-soup
Na-na-na, na-na-soup
She was the daughter
Ah-ah-ahhh
Of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Ga-ya-ee-annnn
Read ’em ’n’ weep
(Take a booger home with you to)
Read ’em ’n’ weep
(Take a booger home with you to)
Read ’em ’n’ weep
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
Ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-HAH
Ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-HAH
Chester’s go-rilla
She go oink
Chester’s go-rilla
She go quack
Chester’s go-rilla
She go moo
Chester’s go-rilla
She go
Hratche-plche
Hratche-plche - It’s All About Money - Bobby Slayton
- What You’re Doing - The Beatles
- Road Trippin’ - Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
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