Sunday, August 26, 2007


I didn’t mean to treat you bad
Didn’t know just what I had
But honey now I do
And don’t it make my brown eyes
Don’t it make my brown eyes
Don’t it make my brown eyes blue

- Crystal Gayle, “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue”

I’ve written about Extremely Personal Cosmetic Surgery before...but as is usually the case, truth is stranger (and way more perverse) than fiction.

Two words: Anal. Bleaching.

Yes, there are some people who are so obsessed with enhancing their appearance that they will do whatever it takes to make their Brown-Eyes...not so brown.

Mac at peskyapostrophe’ has a good take on this phenomenon. Read it all.

I wonder what Catfish would make of all this. “How can it be a blown-eye if it ain’t blown?”

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