Blog d'Elisson: SHOT DOWN

Monday, March 21, 2005

SHOT DOWN

Yes, McSweeney’s has shot down another one of my list submissions.

I suppose I can’t complain - I’m batting about .500, with half my submissions ending up on their site. And just because they took a pass, it doesn’t prevent me from inflicting my material on you, my Esteemed Readers. So here it is:

WHEN THE NCAA DECIDES THAT IT NO LONGER WISHES TO HOLD ITS TOURNAMENT IN MARCH.

January Japery!

February Foolishness!

April Assholery!

May Monkeybusiness!

June Jumping Around a Whole Lot!

July Jumping Around a Whole Lot More!

August Augasm!

September pSychosis!

October Out-of-Controllery!

November ’Nsanity!

December Degeneracy!

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