Thursday, March 31, 2005


Prince Charles, in the week before his wedding to Camilla Parker Bowles, is reported to be in a “cranky mood,” according to The Today Show.

And She Who Must Be Obeyed knows why:

Prince Charles, you will recall, once famously expressed his desire to be reincarnated as Miss Parker Bowles’s tampon, in a telephone call that was intercepted by a British tabloid.

Now, with the wedding fast approaching, Charles realizes that if Camilla is not already menopausal, she will be - real soon.

Which means he’ll be out of a job...

[Linked to today’s Beltway Traffic Jam at Outside The Beltway]

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