Farmer Brown watched in amazement as his new rooster went to work. This bird was gung-ho, to say the least.
He rogered every hen in the henhouse until they squawked for mercy, in a marathon Chicken Fuck Session that would’ve given a lesser rooster a hernia. He then nailed all the turkeys, after which he ran to the pond and dicked all the ducks.
Later, Farmer Brown found the rooster flat on his back. He shook his head sadly. Screwed to death, he thought, fetching the shovel.
The rooster saw him coming.
“Buzz off, bub! See them vultures up there?”
[The theme for Weekly Challenge #18 at the 100 Word Stories Podcast is rooster and hernia.]