Thursday, August 24, 2006

ABSTRACT ART: A 100-WORD STORY

[Laurence Simon, who operates the 100 Word Story Podcast, famously says that he - and his blog - are Full Of Crap. Inspiration!]

Jackson discovered, quite by accident, that if he ate nothing but spinach for a day, his poop would be green the next day.

Experimentation showed that a diet of beets resulted in dark red excrement.

Rice with plenty of turmeric ended up as yellow feces.

Carrots - lots of ’em - generated loaves with an orange cast.

He was ready.

He ate the biggest meal of his life, one food at a time, sequentially. Then he took a handful of Doxidans and stood naked over the huge blank canvas, waiting patiently.

In just a moment, thought Jackson Poolock, Art Happens.

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