CARNIVAL OF THE VANITIES #162

This week, El Capitan of Baboon Pirates hosts the Carnival of the Vanities.

Now there’s a Blog-Name that’s fraught with possibilities: “Arrrhh, ye red-arsed Jungle Swab!”

El Capitan notes that, this very week, his blog hits its first Bloggy-Versary. Congratulations are in order!

Another milestone: this post is Number 1,000 at Blog d’Elisson. One thousand little Steaming Turds Nuggets o’ Wisdom and Useless Information...roughly equivalent to Laurence Simon’s weekly output. Should I be proud? Or appalled?