Saturday, April 23, 2005

REAL LIFE DICK JOKE #2

Our friends Gary and JoAnn were on a family ski outing in Banff last month. Along for the trip was Gary’s three-year-old grandson Josh.

It was time to change Josh’s pull-ups: the little guy is now in that intermediate stage between diapers and Big-Boy Pants. And his Mom obligingly put him into a pair of Buzz Lightyear pull-ups.

But Josh was having none of that. He is a fan of the other star of Toy Story, and so, he announced loudly to the Assembled Multitudes:

“No, Mom! I want a Woody!”

And all of the adult males present responded in unison:

“Yeah, kid - so do we.”

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