Tuesday, April 26, 2005

BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES - WEEK 95

Remember that old prank wherein you would put a paper sack full of assorted Dog Turds on someone’s porch, then set fire to it, ring the bell and run like hell?

Well, that is the Mission Statement of the Bonfire of the Vanities, the Bloggy Assemblage of the Week’s Crappiest Writing, self-selected by the offending posters themselves. This week, Boxing Alcibiades gets to have the Flaming Sack o’ Turds on his porch.

Ding-Dong. (scamper, scamper...)

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