You can polish a turd all day long, but you will never get it to shine.
And afterwards, you will have smelly hands.
About Me
- Elisson
- Elisson is a retired Corporate Drone; an amateur chef; and the blogosphere’s premier Colander Model. Wanna know more? Go here.
Buy My Book, Dammit!
And Buy My Kid’s Jewelry, Too, Dammit!
Cast o’ Characters
Yet More Self-Aggrandizement
“Got-dam Philistine! Is NOTHING sacred to you?” - Acidman
“The Bard of Affliction...” - Houston Steve
“My hat’s off to Elisson! All hail Elisson!”
- Laurence Simon
“Elisson’s blog: mysterious...like unraveling a turban and finding a moist dildo inside.” - Kevin Kim
“...Obi-Wan Kenobi of Georgia...”
- Cowtown Pattie
“...when I grow up, I want to be Elisson.” - MetroDad
“Elisson ain’t right. We know that.”
- Velociman
“Elisson...has totally gone off the deep end.” - Dax Montana
“...of many talents...”
- Rahel Jaskow
“...the ever insightful Elisson...”
- David Bogner
“...Elisson, my man...I’m impressed...you are the man...” - Straight White Guy
“You make my heart sing.”
- Sissy Willis
“...maniacal, obsessive rants about duck fat...” - Steve H. Graham
“In a world almost entirely without heroes, Elisson stands alone...”
- skippystalin
“I really want to whup [Elisson] upside the haid...” - Meryl Yourish
“The world is a much stranger place since I began reading your blog, Elisson.”
- Kimberly
“…the cat’s ass in his trademark white fedora…” - Jim
“...R’ Blog Shem Tov...”
- Erica Sherman
“By gadfrey, sir...You’re the most amazing character... there’s never any telling what you’ll say or do next, except that it’s bound to be something astonishing.”
- Ivan G. Shreve
“Elisson, you are such a Renaissance Man you make Newton, Descartes & Copernicus look like Larry, Moe & Curly!”
- El Capitan
Subscribe!
You know you want to...
Posts
Comments
Bloggers I’ve Met
-
-
-
6 years ago
-
6 years ago
-
-
1 week ago
-
18 minutes ago
-
5 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
10 years ago
-
-
13 years ago
-
-
10 years ago
-
7 years ago
-
10 years ago
-
-
9 years ago
-
11 years ago
-
-
8 years ago
-
10 years ago
-
5 years ago
-
-
-
4 years ago
-
-
10 years ago
-
1 week ago
-
12 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
11 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
8 years ago
-
9 years ago
-
11 years ago
-
15 years ago
-
5 years ago
-
10 years ago
-
1 year ago
-
-
-
5 years ago
-
-
10 years ago
-
4 years ago
-
7 years ago
-
1 year ago
-
8 months ago
-
-
10 years ago
-
8 years ago
-
10 months ago
-
3 years ago
Blogroll Buddies
-
10 years ago
-
13 years ago
-
-
14 years ago
-
6 years ago
-
1 day ago
-
13 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
9 years ago
-
14 years ago
-
9 years ago
-
7 years ago
-
13 years ago
-
6 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
-
10 years ago
-
10 years ago
-
6 years ago
-
5 years ago
-
13 years ago
-
3 hours ago
-
-
8 years ago
-
-
1 month ago
-
1 day ago
-
11 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
8 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
16 years ago
-
6 hours ago
-
8 years ago
-
7 years ago
-
6 years ago
-
9 years ago
-
10 months ago
-
9 months ago
-
2 years ago
-
5 years ago
-
13 years ago
-
11 years ago
-
-
-
15 years ago
-
10 years ago
-
10 years ago
-
2 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
7 years ago
-
2 years ago
-
10 years ago
-
9 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
2 weeks ago
-
10 years ago
-
1 day ago
-
8 months ago
-
8 years ago
-
17 hours ago
-
6 years ago
-
1 year ago
-
Blogroll d’Elisson
-
14 years ago
-
12 years ago
-
2 years ago
-
1 year ago
-
-
14 years ago
-
-
14 years ago
-
4 years ago
-
11 years ago
-
1 year ago
-
7 years ago
-
18 years ago
-
9 years ago
-
4 years ago
-
4 days ago
-
7 years ago
-
-
-
1 year ago
-
6 years ago
-
9 years ago
-
14 years ago
-
7 years ago
-
7 years ago
-
2 hours ago
-
4 years ago
-
8 years ago
-
18 hours ago
-
6 years ago
-
6 years ago
-
4 years ago
-
-
3 days ago
-
3 years ago
-
1 day ago
-
8 years ago
-
3 days ago
-
4 months ago
-
Miscellaneous Useless Crap
Terror Alert Level
I Am A Whore
The Best Recipes from
the Jewish Blogosphere
Getcher Bloggy Swag!
Today’s Lunacy Index
|
moon phases |
Where You is At?
Large Mammal
in the
TTLB Ecosystem
back when there was a
TTLB Ecosystem
(see footer for full-blown license boilerplate)
All content of this website, including text, images, audio files, and any other original works, unless otherwise expressly stated, is licensed under a Creative Commons License and is copyright © 2004-2010 Blog d’Elisson. Commercial or widespread distribution without written permission is prohibited. Permission is freely given for personal, non-commercial use: please credit Blog d’Elisson. Any comments left on this website become the sole property of the website and may be used in this or other media. T’anks, eh?
No comments:
Post a Comment