Tuesday, July 28, 2009

THE HARD SHELL: A 100-WORD STORY

Me, I like to go a long time between car washes. It’s not that I’m cheap or anything (well, maybe a little); it’s just that I like to be able to see the difference afterwards. Filth-encrusted jalopy goes in, shiny new ride comes out.

Today, though, I opted for the Full Monty. Wash, vacuum, shine the wheels and hubcaps. And I plumped for the Turtle Wax, which adds $500 to the bill.

I know that sounds like a lot, but Turtle Wax is expensive. You need a lotta little Q-Tips to get the wax outta all them tiny turtle ears...

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