Sunday, December 10, 2006


Abdul Abulbul Amir is revered for bringing East and West together.

Back in 2052, Amir was an impoverished cleric living in Dearborn. Many of his brethren denounced America. They could only envision a future of struggle, Islam versus the powers of the West. Theirs was a bipolar world of Muslim and Infidel, of which only one could be right.

But Amir had a vision.

“Surely, a country that can make a dessert this wonderful is no Great Satan!”

And so, he began preaching a new message of love for America from a true Religion of Peace:

“Imam and Apple Pie!”

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