Tuesday, May 09, 2006


Mr. Debonair, International Man of Mystery
Mr. Debonair, International Man of Mystery.

Dear Mr. Debonair,

Is it ever acceptable to urinate in public?

Signed, Moist ’n’ Curious

Dear Moist,

Only if you cannot be observed. This is why elevators are favored for clandestine micturition.

See how, in the picture above, the gentleman is able to urinate with nobody the wiser, thanks to the screening effect of the planter.

Taking a crap in public: now, that’s strictly over the top. Do not do it.

Sincerely yours,
Mr. Debonair

[Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to Livey for the pic.]

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