This one was inspired by Drew Carey. That, and the fact that Don Z-, one of our very best friends, is a Parma boy.
Parma
or
A Pæan to a Certain Small City in Northern Ohio
If you’re employed in Parma
You’re a farma.
To insult homeboys in Parma,
Say “Yo marma.”
A sandwich you won’t see in Parma
Is shawarma.
Accountant types in Parma
Fill out your 1040 forma.
A large conflagration in Parma
Might be a “three-alarma.”
When they talk of getting “lade” in Parma
They mean marma.
What on Earth could cause a person to be born, grow up, grow old, and die in Parma?
Karma.
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