Sunday, January 06, 2008

ON THE DIET OF FELIS TIGRIS IN CAPTIVITY

If you’re going to San Francisco
And you beard the Tiger in his lair
When you’re going to San Francisco
You might become the Tiger’s Dinner there

For those who come to San Francisco
Wild beasts will feast upon your butts
In the Zoo of San Francisco
You are Protein, amongst the Fruits and Nuts

All across the nation
Such a strange vibration
I have a notion
There’s a whole generation
Wanna be Tig-R-Ration
Alimentation
Causin’ commotion

For those who come to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some ketchup in your hair
If you come to San Francisco
Feed the tigers (but do not feed the bear)

If you come to San Francisco
You might become a Tiger Doodie there

[Apologies to ur-hippie Scott McKenzie]

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