That would be a good working title for a convention of half-goat, half-man beasties...which could be either more or less interesting, depending on which half was the goat and which the man.
Conventional depictions of satyrs show a man above the waist, a goat below. But what about a man below and a goat above? Not much for conversation, but a good substitute for a garbage disposal.
And for the really bizarre, how ’bout goat on the left, man on the right? Gawd, that’d be ugly as a bastard. Wonder what its thought processes would be like? Left brain? Right brain?
Oh, but wait: You wanted satire.
Get thee to the skwib, where you can enjoy the 72nd Carnival of Satire. Afterwards, you can go and speculate upon satyrs all you want.
Conventional depictions of satyrs show a man above the waist, a goat below. But what about a man below and a goat above? Not much for conversation, but a good substitute for a garbage disposal.
And for the really bizarre, how ’bout goat on the left, man on the right? Gawd, that’d be ugly as a bastard. Wonder what its thought processes would be like? Left brain? Right brain?
Oh, but wait: You wanted satire.
Get thee to the skwib, where you can enjoy the 72nd Carnival of Satire. Afterwards, you can go and speculate upon satyrs all you want.
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