PAGING TIM BURTON

Ever wonder what Elisson does in his free time?

He thinks up Useless Shit like this...

Possible Sequels to Edward Scissorhands, as yet unproduced.

• Richard Hatchetfeet
  
• Henry Cleavertoes
  
• Anne Staplernipple
  
• Elizabeth Boxgraterkneecaps
  
• George Nailclipperknuckles
  
• James Melonballerkidney
  
• Charles Swissarmyknifenavel
  
• John Potatopeelerpenis