A RUDE TOY

My fellow Morning Minyan Boy Irwin brought this lovely little bagatelle to shul this morning for to show it off:



As a free-standing work of Sculptural Art, this thing is impressive enough. But push the button, and you get Movement and Sound Effects: straining, grunting, splashing, a cell-phone call interruption, more straining, grunting and splashing, and a Big Finish! Pure class, all the way.

Why, it might even be worthy of a place alongside Velociman’s monkeys. Tallulah Nadine, move over!