FROM THE ELISSON ARCHIVE

comes this picture of She Who Must Be Obeyed and the Mistress of Sarcasm, from my 30th college reunion, June 2004.

Here, the ladies are relaxing on the grass after the One and Only P-Rade. Imagine it: every graduating class is represented, from doddering oldsters who wore raccoon coats back in the early 1920’s through the latest graduates, variously decked out with iPods, Beer Goggles, and Massive Debt. And all of ’em wearing ridiculous outfits.

All of ’em.


“Anyone got a cat I can dissect? Anyone? Anyone?”