Monday, October 22, 2007


The Missus is a big fan of “Dancing With The Stars,” a show I can take or leave. But it has its moments. Because let’s face it: Dancing is, at its heart, nothing more than Ritualized Public Fucking Courtship.

Jane Seymour, for example. Great dancer. Spectacular bod.

I’d do her. Admit it - you would too,

Might even be worth the beatdown I’d get from the Missus, who is a mere two years her junior.

“Mrs. Quinn, Medicine Woman? I got yer medicine...right here.”

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