To-day be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, for whatevarrrhh stupid reason.
Q: What do pirates eat for breakfast?
Arrrhh, that joke sucked. Here’s another:
Q: What do pirates eat for dinner?
A: Planked salmon.
Arrrhh, that joke sucked too.
Q: What do you call a pirate’s hourly wages?
A: The Pi-Rate.
Q: Hey, Elisson! Where’d you get the patch?
A: I downloaded it.*
Q: What’s that thing on your head?
A: A Yarrrhhmulke.
OK, I’ll stop now...
*[Joke stolen from Laurence Simon. We pirates have no shame.]