Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Piratical Elisson

To-day be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, for whatevarrrhh stupid reason.

Q: What do pirates eat for breakfast?

A: Rat-Pie.

Arrrhh, that joke sucked. Here’s another:

Q: What do pirates eat for dinner?

A: Planked salmon.

Arrrhh, that joke sucked too.

Q: What do you call a pirate’s hourly wages?

A: The Pi-Rate.

Q: Hey, Elisson! Where’d you get the patch?

A: I downloaded it.*

Q: What’s that thing on your head?

A: A Yarrrhhmulke.

OK, I’ll stop now...

*[Joke stolen from Laurence Simon. We pirates have no shame.]

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