Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Volume 11.

Still more stuff that should be in the dictionary but isn’t.

Previous installments of the Blog d’Elisson Dictionary may be found in the Archives: Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, Volume 6, Volume 7, Volume 8, Volume 9, and Volume 10.

Doody Decimal System [du-di-de-si-ml sis-tem] (n) - A highly unofficial set of standards and guidelines by which feces may be assigned numerical rankings for size, texture, and pungency.

“Jeezus, Charlie! What the hell did you do in there? That one hadda be a ten on the Stench-O-Meter!”

Update: Looks like El Crapitan El Capitan beat me to it.

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