Tuesday, February 07, 2006

THE OFFICIAL BLOG D’ELISSON DICTIONARY,
Volume 7.

Still more stuff that should be in the dictionary but isn’t.

Previous installments of the Blog d’Elisson Dictionary may be found in the Archives: Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, and Volume 6.

syphilupagus [sif-il-up-a-gus] (n) - Venereal disease transmitted by talking mastodons.

cartoonfatwa [car-toon-fat-wa] (adj) - Having the quality of irrational, extreme overreaction, especially in the face of minimal provocation.

Let’s use it in a sentence, shall we?

“I stopped off at Murphy’s for a few shots last night and ended up coming home at 2 a.m. I’ll be damned if the Missus didn’t go all cartoonfatwa on my ass.”

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