PENCIL PENANCE

Before telling ethnic jokes became politically incorrect, pretty much every ethnic group or nationality had another one that they would hold up to ridicule.

Americans (of non-Polish extraction) would tell Polack jokes.

Canadians would tell Newfie jokes.

Turks would tell Greek jokes and Greeks would tell Turk jokes.

Jews (we’re such comedians) would tell jokes about the Jews of Chelm, a little village in Poland famous for foolishness.

And Texans, when they’re not making fun of people from Louisiana, tell Aggie* jokes:

Q: There are three men on an oil rig. How do you tell which one is the Aggie?

A: He’s the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

[*For you non-Texans, Aggies are people who have attended Texas A & M University.]

However, to paraphrase the Beatles, you’ll have to have them all pulled out after the Serbian truffle.

Yes, Serbia has now provided the most excellent example of stupidity since last year, when a Romanian (?) guy sliced off his putz by accident and fed it to the dog. [I’m pretty sure a post about that story’s buried deep in my archives, but I don’t have the time or inclination to search for it.]

Check it:

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

[As reported in IOL South African News.]

Good Gawd. Gives a new meaning to the term “Pencil Dick,” eh?

But as horrible as this story is, it could’ve been worse. Much worse.

The guy could’ve used a styptic pencil.