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short bus (adj) - Special...in the sense of “special education.” From the type of vehicle used to transport special-ed students.
“Jerry’s a real short bus kind of guy.”Thanks to pesky’apostrophe for this lovely turn of phrase.
“Yeah, I know Ann Coulter. Used to ride the short bus to school, if you know what I mean.”
stupid loaf (n) - Item that, if eaten, reduces one’s intelligence.
“Chuck’s been chewin’ on the old stupid loaf, I see.”