On the MTV award show,
There’s Madonna kissin’ Britney.
And when we watch the Super Bowl,
Hey! Check out Janet’s titney!
Just stroll into the courthouse
Where ev’ry Dick and Harry
Can sign upon the dotted line,
His boyfriend for to marry.
Our morals are degenerate,
And when shove comes to push,
You cannot watch a TV show
And not see someone’s tush.
But Fearless Leader is averse
To everything that is perverse:
How ironic that his name is Mr. Bush.
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