HEY, KIDS! WHAT (ARRRR) DAY IS IT?

Why, it’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day, of course!

And how appropriate. Just a few days ago, I was sitting in an airplane, reading Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: The Best of McSweeney’s, Humor Category, and I stumbled upon an old piece entitled “Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates.” Pants-pissing funny.

And I guess I’m not the only one laughing. Time to get with the program, ye scurvy swab!