Here’s one that got posted today:
“BEFORE-AND-AFTER” PUZZLES DEEMED UNSUITABLE FOR USE BY THE PRODUCERS OF WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
Nuclear Winter Wonderland
Olympic Village Idiot
Banana Nut Sack
Plumber's Crack Whore
Vanna White Supremacist
Of course, there are plenty of other lists on the McSweeney’s site to look at...some are sorta random and bizarre (which is why they work so well as humor), others are witty, and yet others are laugh-out-loud hysterical. I won’t burden you with a...list of my own favorites; check the site out and discover your own among the hundreds there. Just the titles alone are a Rich Mutha-Lode o’ Fun.
Woo-Hoo! Two McSweeney’s scores in two consecutive days! Perhaps the Earth will fall off its axis now, but meantime, I feel like celebrating. SWMBO, break out the bubbly! Get fried with your hubbly!