MORE LISTS ’n’ SUCH

A few random collections for your delectation.

REJECTED NAMES FOR EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE HOUSES OF WORSHIP.

1. First, Second and Third Presbyterian, Conjoined

2. Basilica Godzillica

3. Christ the King Kong

4. Jeezus, That’s One Honkin’ Big Church

5. Dharma Buddharama

6. Shitload O’ Sholom

7. Cathedral D’Extremis

8. Little - Naw, Who Are We Fucking Kidding, Humongous - Church Among the Pines

9. Mucho, Mucho Mosquo


PROPOSED NAMES FOR TEAMS IN MY THURSDAY NIGHT MEN’S BOWLING LEAGUE.

1. The Pinheads

2. Gutterless Wonders

3. Strike While the Iron is Hot, Spare Otherwise

4. Headaches (Not Splitting)

5. The Pinworms (Itchin’ to Win)

6. Cerebral Ballsy

7. Brother, Can You Spare a Strike?

8. Lane Brains

9. The International Brotherhood of Amalgamated Bowling Workers: Striking Again, as Usual


BONE THUGZ, NO HARMONY.

1. Bone-Thugz-N-Cart’lij

2. Bone-Thugz-N-Baked-Spudz

3. Bone-Thugz-N-Grease-Cuttin’-Sudz

4. Bone-Thugz-N-Butt-Plugz

5. Bone-Thugz-N-Chocklit-Fudz

6. Bone-Thugz-N-Type-A-Bludz

7. Bone-Thugz-N-Chicken

8. Bone-Thugz-N-Tha-Sound-Of-Nails-On-A-Blackboard

9. Bone-Thugz-N-Counterpoint

10. Bone-Thugz-By-They-Ownselves