I normally don’t post random Funny Shit that lands in my in-box, but this one was worth sharing, IMBEO (In My Bloatedly Egotistical Opinion):
What happens in a coffee house when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
It depends on who is drinking the coffee.
An Englishman will throw away the cup of coffee and stalk off, muttering about the bloody rotten hygiene of the coffee house.
An American will take out the fly and drink the coffee.
A Chinese will eat the fly and throw away the coffee.
A Japanese will drink the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.
An Israeli will sell the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and, with the proceeds, buy himself a new cup of coffee.
A Palestinian...
What happens in a coffee house when a fly falls into a cup of coffee?
It depends on who is drinking the coffee.
An Englishman will throw away the cup of coffee and stalk off, muttering about the bloody rotten hygiene of the coffee house.
An American will take out the fly and drink the coffee.
A Chinese will eat the fly and throw away the coffee.
A Japanese will drink the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.
An Israeli will sell the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and, with the proceeds, buy himself a new cup of coffee.
A Palestinian...
...will blame the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee; ask the UN for aid; take a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee; use the money to purchase explosives and then blow up the coffee house, where the Englishman, the American, the Chinese, and the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he was too aggressive.
[Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to David H- for the Enlightening and Humorous Anecdote.]
[Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to David H- for the Enlightening and Humorous Anecdote.]
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