Thursday, June 07, 2007

For Erica

I think we boyz been dissed. Well, I’ve been porn surfing myself. Keeps me busy. But there’s this:

I threw up this morning. Just the usual empty stomach dry heaves, tempered with black coffee. Except there was a little piece of red meat there. Like a red pepper. Very curious. I wanted to save it, and examine it, because I’m sure it was part of my liver, but the damned dog stuck her head in the toilet and swallowed it.

Not to worry. I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a one-off. Been feeling strange lately, and I’m sure I have more liver to come. Not fatal, I guess. It regenerates, right? Right?

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