SOMETHING NEW!

Please join me in congratulating Dax Montana and his lovely bride Priscilla, who have just presented the world with the newest member of the Jawja Blodger Coterie - Baby Dax Montana.

Mother and child are doing fine. So is Daddy, who can breathe again.

If this kid grows up to have a mind one tenth as twisted, and a sense of humor one tenth as sharp as that of his Old Man, the world at large had better watch out...

Jeezus, Dax. In just a couple of months:

• New job
  
• New residence
  
• New baby
  
• New diet (dude has lost 35 pounds!)
  
• No smoking

You realize that that adds up to a billion points on the Stress-O-Meter, don’t you?