Tuesday, June 06, 2006

SICK SICK SICK: A 100-WORD OBSERVATION

Today is June 6, 2006, which may be variously rendered as 06/06/06 or 666.

Believers in the literal truth of the Book of Revelations are collectively Shitting a Peach Pit, for 666 is the Number of the Beast. Whereas, 36D is the Number of the Breast.

It is the birthday of Auntie Christ...and Uncle Christ will be in a world of pain, for he forgot to buy Auntie a present.

And it’s the area code for Arkham, Massachusetts.

I will observe the day by coloring in my Coloring Book Out Of Space. There’s a lovely picture of Cthulhu in there.

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