I found this heinous little story through the good offices of Bane.
Now, the good Bane himself beggars description. Those who are familiar with his work know that he is capable of the most astonishing prose, whipping from insane violence to savage humor, with the occasional detour to heartbreak, loss, and pathos.
Gawd, but the shit he latches on to...
Put it this way. Og (the Neanderpundit) may very well be the King of the Turdbloggers - a title I bestow with the utmost respect. But Patrick , AKA Bad News Hughes, has carved out an impressive niche for himself with this Tale of TMTI: Too Much Tuchus Information. Read it and Yeep!