BLOWN EYED GURL

Where did she come from,
Sitting in Sam’s room?
Down at the Kristy,
Fiancé fast asleep,
Velocimistress thought “She’s thirsty,”
Gave her a cold beer
At the Chalet Kristy with
A blodgemeet well in progress, and you
My blown eyed gurl,
You, my blown eyed gurl.

Whatever happened
When Elisson asked her
If she had a glass eye
And she said, “I have two”
Dax Montana got excited
’Cause it reminded him
Of a certain interview
That got extremely strange, with you
My blown eyed gurl,
You, my blown eyed gurl.

Do you remember what we used to drink,
Cha ta ta ta ta ta ta tham Artillery Punch

So hard to understand
Whether you were a German
Because you changed your story
Ev’ry time Georgia asked a question.
Cast my foggy memory back there,
To when you took your hat off
Elisson said you had hat hair
Sam almost pissed himself, laughing at you
My blown eyed gurl,
You, my blown eyed gurl.

Do you remember what we used to drink,
Cha ta ta ta ta ta ta tham Artillery Punch

[Apologies to V-Man Morrison]