Tuesday, May 12, 2009

POKER LESSON

OK, let’s review those poker hands, shall we?

One pair beats high card.

Two pairs beat one pair.

Trips beat two pairs.

A straight beats trips.

A flush beats a straight.

A flush’ll also beat a turd... except here in the Land of the Low Flow Toilet.

[Don’t forget to wash that hand when you’re done.]

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