Sunday, October 08, 2006


Mystery Device

What could this Mysterious Device be?

People of limited imagination, perhaps, would call it an Avocado Slicer. The kind of Kitchen Gew-Gaw that you might purchase for, say, $10 at Williams-Sonoma. Money that would be completely wasted except for the laughs elicited by its total ridiculousness.

[Morris William: “This is the STUPIDEST thing I have EVER seen!” And he was right. Or...was he?]

It is the kind of Kitchen Gew-Gaw that is so unsuited to its ostensible purpose, it must have another, more sinister purpose...

Mystery Device

Why, it is nothing less than a Hand-Held Intergalactic Communicator!

Colander Borg-Man, phone home!

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